So many changes...

Okay...so I'm back! But u already know how crazy shit can get. Alright so I have a new "love" intersest...(to be determined) lol ;) I just landed a new gig as the face of a new t-shirt company (yaay!!!) and Im almost out of debt(woohoo!). Other than that summer is on it's way, but not qiute here...wtf! can I get a beach day before July??? I love the sun, cant wait for those 90 degree weekends (fuck all you hot weather haters! ...get an AC lol). My lil mama is out for the summer...so big mama will surely be out and about! Cant wait , mama time! Anyway thats it for now ,bitches still hating, mama still movin...it is what it is! Till next time!

Its getting warm...

The summer is coming and Im so excited! My friends & I got a lil taste on Saturday night and I cant wait! I love the warm weather and the carefree summer fun! My girls better get ready it's gonna be a wild one...bitches!!! lol Its time to come out and play...

Its been a Minute...

So its been a while, due to all my drama. Things that I wont even get into (cause they're that damn complicated), too much for a blog entry. Anyway everything is starting to die down and I finally am having a positive outlook on my situation. (TG) Well I started my new job today and boss is cool ass shit, so with that said I think I'll be fine. Real Estate. Thats what I'm trying now. Since Im a natural born hustler I think this will suit me well. I love to work hard and make money. This allows me the opportunity to do so. I already went out to view a few properties and Im doing well...

Needed this...

With all the effed up sh*t thats been happening, this definitely put a huge smile on my face! I'm still wiping the tears from LMAO about this...

This magical fairy right here! When I finally eat the death dick, look up Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard in the directory of crazy, because this enchanting pixie needs to bring her brilliance to my funeral!

The 25-year-old pranced into the funeral of a man she didn't even know in Laurens County, SC. Nicole took center stage in front of the service and proceeded to dance around while waving a magical wand over the casket. Tinkercrazy then opened the casket, touched the dead man and threw flowers at the audience. After her grand dance of the insane, Nicole fluttered away and flew off in a burgundy Toyota.

You know the audience gave her a standing ovation. There wasn't a dry eye in the house. Even the dead man came back to life, clapped and then died again.

The cops pulled her over on a nearby highway and she admitted to everything she did back at the church. Nicole said she didn't know anyone at the funeral, but "felt it was the right thing to do at the time."

Tinkercrazy was charged with disorderly conduct and disrupting a funeral.

Seriously, even crazy ass OctoMommy wants to hug Tinkercrazy with a straitjacket and calmly tell her to stop listening to the Peter Pan voice inside her head. Whatever kind of kitchen-made bad shit she's on, she needs to keep taking it.

By crashing one funeral at a time, Nicole Marie-Loretta Leonard is making the world a magical place.

Source

(Thanks Vinyl

Villager)

Did you really call me??? LMAO! (diet drama)

OMG! Just when I thought things couldn't get better! My arch nemesis decided to give me a ring the other night! And the best part is the bitch really wanted me to spare her feelings with my responses to her ridiculous action... lol. I told her the honest to God truth, yes, I talk to your man everyday; yes, I fuck him on a regular basis. Hahahaha still lmao! What an idiot! I even offered to play some VM 's he had left me recently and then all the sudden the dip stick "didn't know how to use 3 way" Comedy at it's finest!!! What a joke!
And the icing on the cake was him trying to call me deny the truth! Until I had to check him and let him know that if he ever pulled that bullshit with me again I'd absolutely let her him begging me to pick up the phone and confessing his love for me on my machine. Of coarse the calls stopped( well at least for that night). But being the obsessed love crazed stalker that he is the texts, calls and vm's continue... boy I bet he's regretting that shit!!! LMAO...smh!

I hope that he learned his lesson... don't talk reckless to the one you truly, it will definitely bite you in the ass later. Keep make love to my voice mail, lol... idiot! : )

Duck!!!

Okay, so its been a hot minute since I've expressed myself (blog-style) but there is good reason for it all. Well things have been a lil hectic (as usual) so obviously I'm pre-occupied. Where to begin... well for starters; he's not gone just yet! It looks like a lil extension of time has been given...(hmmm wonder how that happened?... btw Thanks, u know who ;)
Anyway I went out on Saturday to a baby shower which was supposed to be a an early take down night (being that I was with lil mama) but of coarse it's never that easy. After being begged, persuaded, and finally convinced to go out afterwards, I did. But of coarse for not following my gut instinct, I had an awful night. Well not really, it actually ended horribly. After being adored all night by EVERYONE in the club, it could only be that one (FAT) girls' hate couldn't contain itself. Ignoring me at the bar all night, deliberately taking everyone else's order around me (people coming before and after I was standing there) standing there for about 15 minutes or so, I decided that the bitch obviously had issues and refused to take my order, so out of frustration I flung a drink off the bar. Apparently that all it took for the big fat beast to get all her hate out, because before I knew it she throws a bottle and hit me right on my nose!!! I know...WHO DOES THAT!
I'll tell you who, someone who is obviously so unhappy with themselves, that they need to try to ruin something beautiful to make themselves feel better. Naturally I jump over the bar to mash the bitch out, when a bouncer grabs me and takes me to the men's room to try to diffuse the situation. Well, long story short thank god no stitches, but some one is definitely gonna pay. I've scared on my face and being that that's one income source for me. Some one will pay...note to bar to you should really check your staff and call the boys when needed, not tell people "that it wasn't a big deal"...tisk, tisk. I hope you have insurance!
Other than that snow, a lil sadness, same 'ol, same 'ol. But like I always say I'm one of God's favorites everything will be okay...

Sronger than I think...

Lord,
Help me to remeber that nothing is going to happen today
that you and I together cant handle!


Thank you so much, ever since a dear frind of mine put this prayer in my life it seemed to have gotten me through the toughest times...